What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
13.06.2025 04:49
Make Nazis afraid again!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
4 'Healthy' Trends That Need to Stop Now, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
What are tips for weight loss?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!